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| User: | sqrrl101 (6035366) |  View all userpics |
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| Adrift in a sea of
mediocrity By Sqrrl101 | |||||
| Name: | sqrrl101 | ||||
| Website: | Pro-Test | ||||
| Location: | Swindon, England, United Kingdom | ||||
| Birthdate: | 08-10 | ||||
| E-mail: | sqrrl101@hotmail.com | ||||
| MSN Username: | sqrrl101@hotmail.com | ||||
| Bio: | Here we see the elusive Sqrrl. One of only a few left, this
one has yet to achieve full maturity, has not found a mate, and most
likely never will. The natural environment of these strange creatures is
in a darkened room, a basement for preference, although under-stair
cupboards, garages and bedrooms are all acceptable. The Sqrrl is well
known for its dislike of natural light, having severe a dermatological
reactions to UV radiation. As such, it is a noctournal animal in general,
although will brave the sun if food or other supplies are required. A
hunter-gatherer by nature, the Sqrrl is a patient beast waiting for the
perfect moment to strike, and swiftly leaping into the shop to buy some
coke. As is normal for any similar creature, the Sqrrl's diet consists
primarily of anything with caffeine in, backed up by microwavable foods,
noodles and popsicles. As with its sleep patterns, the Sqrrl's eating
habits are erratic. Often, it will eat nothing for days, and then gorge
itself on a feast of processed goods, before once again returning to its
lair. As already mentioned, this Sqrrl is currently without partner. Little is known about the mating behaviour of the Sqrrl, and it is suspected by many scientists that Sqrrls are without hope, thanks to their possession of the "just friends" gene. In its natural environment, it will spend almost all of its waking time using the nearest computer, reading or gaming, as the Sqrrl has a strong aptitude for technology and academic subjects. When captured, the Sqrrl has a propensity to be quickly angered and refuse to work unless the task presented offers very much interest to it. | ||||
| Memories: | 2 entries | ||||
| Interests: | 9: dnd, firearms, gaming, girls, internet, my computer, pr0n, rpgs, science. [Modify yours] | ||||
| Friends: |
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| Mutual Friends: | 26: almighty_ethong, ext_820, aramyl, binflaggle, dayfox, dtmx, eleri_cat, ijgrieve, incubai, java_monkey, jephimykes, lozziexx, lufe_waf, malkavianx, malvino, mangoflush, niamahnyx, nikpmip, oskizo, oxfordfemme, poolybit, queeniesposh, sokth, strange_em13, thiefunseen, xcupidxstuntx | ||||
| Also Friend of: | 1: aliiyn | ||||
| Member of: | 1: geekcommunit101 | ||||
| Account type: | Free Account | ||||
